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England is possibly in the throes of yet another outbreak of Foot and Mouth Disease, and countries all over the world are racing to set up precautions.
So far three cases of Foot and Mouth have been detected, and approximately 120 Cows were put down.
In 2001, England was forced to slaughter millions of animals who were potentially infected with the highly contagious Foot and Mouth virus, and the entire country is in a panic because the epidemic put a 16 billion dollar dent in Britain’s Economy. (Foot and Mouth causes blisters in the mouth and on the feet of animals. Most animals recover, but some die due to inflammation of the heart muscle. Fans of President Cheney need not worry, as his heart is actually made of discarded chicken bones, wire and sock lint).
The irony is that it appears the Foot and Mouth virus came from Pirbright, which is an animal vaccine research facility. What’s not ironic is that Pirbright shares their facility with a company owned by Merck.
Fucking meat eaters. If it’s not Foot and Mouth, it’s salmonella or Dom Deluise.
In a related story, no word on the outbreak of HIAS plaguing Middle America for almost 25 years now.
Despite the fact that a vaccine against HIAS (Also known as “Head In Ass Syndrome”) was created thousands of years ago (Reading), it appears that HIAS is actually spreading, and could possibly overrun the Country within the next decade or so.
When Democrats were told of the pending threat, and possible disintegration of our country as we know it, their official spokesman, Stooly Mc Sellout, issued the following statement, “What do you want us to do?”