Jenna Bush Get’s Engaged: White Bread For Everyone!!
Jenna “Unnecessary Public Displaying Of” Bush is getting married, and the world is agasp in anticipation.
In fact, people are so excited the announcement of her wedding was the number one “Political Story” on Yahoo today. Hell, I didn’t even know she was in Politics. Of course she does have all the Bush prerequisites: 1) Marginal Intelligence- Check. 2) Run ins with the Law- Check. 3) Potential alcohol and/or drug problem- Check. Damn she’s a shoe in, maybe she could run for Mayor in Beaver, Oregon.
I am so bloody sick of this Chromosomally Challenged family I’m about to Fucking Puke! The Bushs are like Everlasting Gobstoppers, they never go away.
How long have these assholes been in the White House? Twenty five years?
“Daddy, I Do Not want an Everlasting Gobstopper, and I Do Not want one RIGHT NOW!”
I can only imagine the pain many single men in Middle America are going through right about now. All those nights practicing what they’d say to Jenna if ever given the opportunity. “Dawg, she’s hot and I garntee I could git’n her pants. Hell, she’s a slut, and she likes Beer. Yeeeee Haaaawww!”
Alas, the Blue Bloods might sleep around, but they marry their own in the end. Sorry Middle America, but by now you should be used to it. In fact, I’d think you’d be tired of getting Fucked by the Bush Family at this point.
I know I sure am, but the Bush family is worse than a case of Crabs, they just won’t go away.
There are some, including myself, who worry that Bush may not ever leave Office. That maybe he’ll declare Martial Law, and anoint himself “King a’ Merica.” I think even my mother, a lifelong Republican, is getting a little worried.
We spoke the other day and I jokingly said, “Make sure your Passport is up to date,” and she very seriously said that not only is her Passport updated, but that we also have a place to go if necessary. (I’m glad we have somewhere to go, but I expected her to chastise me for being Paranoid).
So, is the upcoming wedding more than just a couple of High Dollar Rednecks gettin’ hitched? Is this our future Royal Family? Princess Jenna? (Doesn’t that sound like it was made in NASCAR Heaven? “Jenna” I hate that fucking hillbilly name). Will this be our Queen Mother?
Her “Beautiful Mind?” Are you fucking kidding me?
Or is this the Queen Mother?
Look in her eyes and tell me she isn’t Stoned out of Her Fucking Skull. I used to work with people just like her. She has that 1000 yard stare, but we all know these people avoid combat like the Plague so I’m fairly confident in saying she didn’t pick that up in Nam. Her face is completely devoid of any substance. Her affect dead, plastic.
Not only does she have to live with the fact that she killed her boyfriend when she was a young woman, but everyday she’s reminded that she married a Remorseless, Spineless, Mindless, Sniveling Assmunch who smirks when he talks about Real People getting Killed in a War his Cowardly Ass Started.
The man on the Left is Ted Bundy. Tell me that ain’t Fucking Frightening. The Chimp looks exactly like him. Exactly Fucking like him.
These are the people admired by millions of Americans or should I say “Mericans.” Poor, never going to get anywhere Shitsmokers think the Bush Family is “Admirable, Honorable, Virtuous, Brave, Blah, blah blah blah blah.”
They think Jenna Toeleefield is “Hot.” They think Laura “Rollin’ on My Benzos” is “Hot.” They wish Barb “Eat the Poor” Bush was their mother. In other words, they are Fucking Morons.
These are the people who lived in the House with Massa’, and who scolded those of us in the Field for Sassin’ and Backtalkin’. They’re Sell-outs Shuckin’ and Jivin’ their way into the Massas good graces. And because of them we’re stuck with this Pack of Thieves for God knows how long.
And I’m Bloody sick of them.