Hell, I Don’t Know…
I can’t think of a fucking thing to write, and it’s really pissing me off. I’ve never been one to suffer from “Writer’s Block.” Never.
But I’m bored with the material.
Wingnuts are assholish, ill-informed, marginally literate, cult like in their loyalty, and they smell funny. Great, who didn’t know?
Liberals are so vanilla they are almost tasteless. They’re like a fart you hold in because you’re surrounded by people, and then finally say, “Fuck it,” let it rip and nothing. No sound, no smell, nothing.
We already know these things. Why repeat them over and fucking over again?
George Bush is a dipshit. Bet you didn’t know that.
Condoleeza Rice, before she entered Politics, tried out to be the new Aunt Jemimah. Who could’ve guessed?
Bush is married to a Zombie, and their children are Imbeciles that make the average Hillbilly seem Sophisticated. Wow, there’s some earth shattering news.
Oh, I know, the war in Iraq is a sham. Bush is telling us things are “Peachy Keen,” but somehow there were more deaths this past month than at this same time last year.
Heard that one too did ya?
Michael Vick fights dogs, and feeds them Spotted Owls for breakfast. What? Old news?
See what I’m saying? (What the fuck does, “See what I’m saying” even mean? No man, actually I can’t. The mushrooms wore off hours ago).
America is boring me. I wonder if that’s my ADD or not? Can ADD cause you to become bored with an entire Country?
Well, in the case of this country, yep. Americans are dull.
Even Sen. Stall’s shenanigans are tiresome. A Republican that’s secretly Queer? Get the fuck out of here, are you serious? No way. Come on.
I can’t even fake it.
Global Warming is a hoax concocted by a Super Secret Cabal, and a handful of Corn Farmers bent on forcing everyone to drive really small cars, and power their homes with Windmills.
Luckily for us, semi-literate, mouth breathers are on the case. Unfortunately, Global Warming isn’t mentioned in the Bible, so we could just as well be Fucked.
America you are really sucking lately. Nothing is funny or exciting. (I just yawned four times).
We need some new controversy, a couple of fresh faced criminals in the mix.
Bush is the lead character in a movie that lasts way too Fucking long. I stopped paying attention after he took his second “Hiatus” from college to find himself.
Fuck that douche bag.
Dick Cheney, there’s someone. Gosh, he’s a meanie ain’t he? His heart is two sizes too small, and his wife (Lynne “Giant Ass Head”) said, “That’s nothing. His cock is about four…” (She was cut off before she could finish, but we get the gist).
Wingnuts have tiny cocks? No shit? Now that’s funny because it reminds me of a similar comment I saw on a Wingnut Blog.
A “Liberal Troll” called out the Right and their over representation in the “My Dick, My Dick, My Kingdom for a Dick” group, and at least 10 Wingnuts responded making sure he/she knew just how Big their Little Dicks are.
HA ha ha ha ahahhahahahahahahah!
This is simply not done. You don’t respond in a comment thread about your penis size or lack thereof. It’s bad etiquette, and it makes people wonder.
I hope this turns around soon. I have another project to work on this month, and I have a book to finish.