Wingnuts and Their Propensity to Act Like Damn Freaks

fairlane1329.jpgThanks to Jolly Roger for the heads-up on this latest example of why all Wingnuts must be formally asked to leave the country.

It appears that John Atchison, an Assistant U.S. Attorney (Slash) Wingnut, was arrested in Detroit on Sunday because he flew there from Florida to have sex with a Five Year Old Girl. (No word on whether or not he contacted David Vitter beforehand in order to get  advice on what style of diapers he should wear on the flight).

I don’t know about you, but I really respect the Wingnuts and their “Family Values.” When my daughter gets older I plan on sending her to Wingnut Camp so she can be properly “Trained” by the only Moral people left in this country.

I can hear my friend “C” now, “One person doesn’t mean all of us are like that.”

I’m not so sure anymore. I mean, what is it about Wingnutatonia that appeals to Pedophiles, Sociopaths, the Marginally Literate, Diaper Packers and Such?

There are simply too many for it to be called coincidence. I’m not buying that bullshit. Something is seriously amiss in Wingnut Land, and the Natives ain’t gonna fess up.

I say we torture the Mother Fuckers, and bleed it out of them if necessary.

I’m no fan of Libs, but at least Clinton had sex with an adult, and at least it was in his Office, and not in a public bathroom. And he got it for free, when Wingdings have sex with other adults, they have to pay.

There’s no doubt a connection between Fascist thinking/behaving people and repressed sexuality exists. But there’s more to it than that, I think. Surely all the Wingeroos are not Pedophiles or Repressed Homosexuals?

Shit, who I am to question? Maybe they are. They do engage in a lot of “Queer” Macho Posturing and such.

Atchison said: “I’m always gentle and loving; not to worry; no damage ever; no rough stuff ever ever.”

I guess that’s part of the “Compassionate Conservatism” we hear so much about from the Male Cheerleader himself.

The Psychological Component of this is quite interesting. Wingnuts are enraged that their Daddy’s didn’t love them (or whatever happened), and they act out, often viciously, in the world once they grow up.

Wingdingaroos are self-loathers.

You can see it in their faces, and hear it in their voices. (That’s why I refuse to debate them online, and discourage them from visiting or commenting here. I want to see their faces. Look into their eyes).

With each passing day, the Wingnuts look more and more like the Twisted Fucks who ran the Nazi Party.

The Loonies truly are running the Asylum.

 

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~ by fairlane on September 18, 2007.

12 Responses to “Wingnuts and Their Propensity to Act Like Damn Freaks”

  1. “I can hear my friend “C” now, “One person doesn’t mean all of us are like that.””
    That’s their favorite dodge. My reply? SOMEBODY raised and trained that MFer!

    “The Psychological Component of this is quite interesting. Wingnuts are enraged that their Daddy’s didn’t love them (or whatever happened), and they act out, often viciously, in the world once they grow up.”
    There’s a little more to it than that, but you’re on target!!

    “With each passing day, the Wingnuts look more and more like the Twisted Fucks who ran the Nazi Party.”
    I renamed the GOP a long time ago. The Grand Old Nazi party!

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  3. You know, it’s times like these I’m glad that I’m looked upon as one who has no family values and lives in sin! ; )

  4. Yeah, it seems we never run out of GOPperverts to highlight. Every day there are a CHOICE of them; it is sometimes hard to decide which one to give the nod to.

  5. They always seem to say that they are looking for the people with morals and family values. They have seduced the Evangelicals to vote their ways are no way.

    How can we be so blind and not see these folks for what they truly are… perverted little boys that know one like to play with and perverted teens that no girl liked to date.

    They marry to shield their sickness and go against their own sickly beliefs to hide their dirty sick ways.

    These are the folks Ted Nugent should be talking about riding his guns and such and not to forget to use it own himself when finished.

  6. Fanfuckingtabulous post!

    Hilarious pixs, too.

    🙂

  7. …when Wingdings have sex with other adults, they have to pay…

    As a point of historical accuracy. When Larry Craig trolls for sex partners under toilet stalls, he doesn’t pay for them. Just sayin…

  8. If a wingnut lives next door and your dog, cat or cow is missing that will account for what they do if… you know

  9. Future- They have an excuse for everything, and I was taught if someone is forced to constantly explain and re-explain their position then that person is a fucking liar, and should never be trusted.

    That link is pretty terrifying. What a world.

    Coffee- Me too.

    Jolly- No shit. That’s why I think my friend’s “It’s only a few people” comment is so lame. It’s not just a few, it’s a lot. And these are only the ones we’ve caught. How many out there are flying under the radar?

    You know, most serial killers, if they’re registered, are Cons?

    Larry- I agree wholeheartedly. Especially the part about “Bad Ass” Ted Nugent. They sure could have used his type of “Bad Ass” in Viet Nam, but not unlike Cheney he was “busy.”

    Hill- Thanks. The Wingnuts make it pretty easy. Their lives are a joke so you don’t have to be too creative.

    MW- “Accuracy?”

    As far as Craig is concerned, we’ll never know. Maybe his next move would have included a Sawbuck stuck to the bottom of his shoe.

    David- They are some sick individuals. I’m sure animals are next.

    Remember when the Wingdingaroos came out against gay marriage one of their reasons was because, “If you let queers marry the next thing ya know someone will be marrying their pet goat.”

    It won’t be long before one of the high profile protesters gets caught in a motel with a Llama.

  10. Next time your friend “C” says it’s just a few people, start listing them. Haggard, Craig, this latest miscreant, the Michigan Young Republican asshole who was convicted of rape recently, etc. Then throw in all the ones who are gulity of corruption. A few hours later…..

  11. Well, Fairlane, the wingnuts always shoot back with “Yeah, well Lincoln freed the slaves.”

    I think that was about it for Civil Rights. (Someone cue Miss Jackson, “What have you done for me lately?”)

    Regards,

    Tengrain

  12. They’re uniters, they just unite the wrong things.

    It is bizarre that they all seem to be a bit, how shall I say this nicely, fucked.

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