Jonestown Now Accepting Donations
Newt Gingrich declared he will run if his supporters can raise $30 million duckets.
Although I don’t particularly care for Newt Gingrich nor do I buy his “I’m Reformed, and Have Perspective” Routine, I must admit this plan is ingenious.
So, I’ve decided to begin taking donations. If we (And I really mean You) can raise $10 million, I promise to run as well.
I’m not sure where I’ll run (I have some friends in Italy), but I promise if we can meet this goal (And I know we can) I will most assuredly run.
If you’d like to make a donation, I have a friend in Nigeria you can contact;
PROF CHARLES SOLUDO
CENTRAL BANK OF
Please make sure to have your bank account and social security numbers handy.