Jonestown Obtains Photos Ann Coulter Never Wanted You to See
I was compelled to repost this because of a conversation over at Distributor Cap’s House.
What began as an innocent conversation quickly degenerated into the worst kind of smut and debauchery imaginable.
Toward the end, my dear friend Kelso of Kelso’s Nuts Fame made a statement that kept me awake last night.
Kelso admitted, if given the opportunity, he’d willingly give Ann Coulter the old “In Out,” and that he actually may enjoy such an experience.
Now, I’m well aware of the appeal of Grudge Fucking, and I won’t even attempt to pretend I’ve never engaged in such behavior.
Having said that, I think Kelso is making a mistake. Maybe I’m wrong, but I can’t stand by and watch a friend speed toward a cliff without at least getting my signed copy of “Ham on Rye” out of his car. (Bukowski’s dead you know? That book is irreplaceable).
If I’ve misjudged, and Kelso is into this kind of thing, I apologize. Who am I to question? And let’s be honest, along with Brittney Spears, Ann is at the top of the “Please Dear God Can’t Someone Love Me?” list.
I mean, Ann is almost 60 years old, and has never been in a Successful Relationship, Ever.
That’s pretty sad when you think about it.
(Ann Coulter before her July 27 Operation. *Notice what appears to be a very large Adam’s Apple)
In an exclusive, Jonestown obtained secret photos of Ann without the make-up and countless hours spent concealing her true identity.
We must warn you, these photos are disturbing, and are not recommended for small children, people who are easily offended or anyone with a heart condition.
Please, we urge you, Be Careful. Jonestown cannot afford yet another lawsuit.