Larry Craig Uses the Latrine, and Gives Jonestown the Clap
We are rapidly approaching two milestones today, (Actually we reached one), and although I attempt to hide my sentimentality beneath this rugged, masculine, finely toned, chisel jawed persona, I am, in fact, a sentimental fool who loves a good chick flick now and again. Hell, I even like wearing women’s panties, as long as it means their owner is somewhere in my house bare assed nekkid. (Is that one “k” or two? For some reason, I’m thinking one, but a voice in my head keeps saying, “I love Popeye”).
So, what are these milestones you ask, and why should you give a fuck?
Well, the first question is easy to answer.
One) Dashiell’s latest post was Jonestown’s 200th, and what a fine 200th it is. If I were more Left Brained, I’d want to be Dashiell.
B) Jonestown at some point today will reach 25,000 hits.
Not bad if I do say so myself, and I always do.
Those are the milestones.
Why should you care?
Tough question. I can only say without You none of this is possible, Literally. I mean, if no one visited this Tribue to ADD, and Hallucinogens we’d be celebrating pretty much nothing. And even if we did celebrate, no one would know except us, and writing a post about it would be stupid because we already know, and there’s no point wasting five minutes reading something we already know. Ya Know?
I can’t thank you enough, so I won’t even try. (I always was an ungrateful Bastard anyway).
Here’s to you, and to many more posts, and hits, and comments, and Bare Assed Nekkid Women. Oh, and for D-Cup a couple of Bare Assed Nekkid Men, and maybe a woman or two.
Jonestown Loves Each and Everyone of You. (Especially you bare assed Nekkid Women Types).
Everyone raise your glass, and…
Muchas Gracias Amigos y Amigas from the Jonestown Clan!