Auntie Meme, Auntie Meme, It’s a Twister!!!
Although I’m still recovering from the recent barrage of “Blogging Awards/Memes,” I decided to honor this most recent Award given to me by none other than The Invisible Woman aka Scarlet W. Blue (My On-line Sweetheart/Soul Mate).
Scarlet is quite possibly the sexiest woman in the Western Hemisphere, and is one of the few people (Male or Female) who makes me laugh. The irony, cynicism, and caustic sarcasm in her words are a breath of fresh air, and I love her more and more with each post.
The Progenitor of said Meme is someone I’ve never heard of (NoDirectOn), and because of that I will not be linking to them. If they want to get pissy about it, they can talk to my friend Guido who serves as my official Mediator.
Guido (above) packing for a Business Trip
Guido is an expert negotiator, and is more than willing to do house calls in case you want to file a complaint.
I will give NDO credit for the description of said award not because I think it’s profound or anything, but because after reading it, I couldn’t help wondering if Scarlet has ever actually read any of my posts (Say it ain’t so Scarlet).
“It is intended to be a sign that says: this blog is cool & crazy, and the blog owner is not afraid to admit it. They are running their blogs to be a true reflection of their own personality and they stick to it. They are providing an atmosphere that makes their visitors feel welcome as members of their blogs’ community. They manage to use the right tone of voice, write about an inspiring choice of subjects and treat their visitors and their fellow bloggers as friends. And they all do that without taking themselves or their blogs too serious, in spite of all the time and the crazy hard work they put into it.”
Clearly Scarlet does not know me as well as she thinks.
Here’s the Award-
Thank you Scarlet. Awards are so much nicer than Hepatitis and/or Scabies (Easier to treat as well).
I will not be passing said Award onward however, simply because it’s impossible to pick only one or two worthy candidates from my list of fellow blogging lunatics.
You are all worthy.
Okay, I was planning to write an actual post, but when you’re in a relationship sometimes you have to sacrifice for the greater good (The needs of the many, and all that “I Love People” bullshit).
I promise (In case you care, and I know you do) I will be writing a real live post soon.
Until then, remember…
One, or both?, of these men is/are currently living in the White House.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
*Sorry I’m not getting around as I once did, (Damn that sounds like the conversation I had with one of my Ex-girlfriends recently. Mother Fucker getting old is a Bitch!).
I still love each and everyone of you in that “I don’t really know anything about you other than you have a cool avatar” kind of way.
I won’t promise you a rose garden, but I’ll try to get around from time to time to say something completely unrelated to your post, sarcastic or both.