E for Egregious
(Obviously they are both under the Influence of some Heavy Drugs, and are no longer in control of their Faculties, but I’m not one to Fuck with people on Crack. Those people are Fucking Lunatics, and Potentially Dangerous).
What I meant to say was, I am deeply Honored, Humbled, and a tad bit Horrified.
If a Care Bear gets a Rainbow every time Barack Obama sneezes, then one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse gets a Merit Badge every time I receive a Blogging Award (I’m going with Pestilence).
As part of my Punishment…I mean, one of the Obligations accompanying this Once in a Lifetime Achievement, is that I’m supposed to pass said Award (Thinly Disguised Link Scam) to Ten other Deserving Bloggers.
For Christ’s Sake, are you kidding me? Ten?
Fine, here goes. If you’re not on the list, blah blah blah blah, and I’m really Fucking Sorry (You best be thanking me).
1) I’ll get this one out of the way right off.
Scarlet at The Invisible Woman. Yes, we’re Engaged, Yes, she’s in line to be my Empress, and Yes, I’m biased, but she Fucking makes me laugh.
She has the same Sarcastic, Dead Pan Sense of Humor as I, and Goddamit the World Needs More People Like Us.
(I just hope her Boyfriend isn’t the Jealous Type).
2) Cowboy the Cat– I think he does drugs, but I don’t have any Concrete Proof other than the Drunken Comment he left here last Weekend.
But he’s Seems to be a Good Dude, and on The Intertubes, “Seems” is the Closest to a Sure Thing you’ll Find.
3) Samurai Frog at Electronic Cerebrectomy.
Frog has every Fucking thing you can think of on his blog. Movie Reviews, Celebrity Gossip, Naked Boobies, Political Commentary, and Like Me, he’s Sick of Fake Ass Liberals.
4) CJ at Current Jam (More than Just Jelly).
CJ uses the Sexiest Avatar I’ve seen thus far.
Oh, her blog…right.
CJ is Witty, Insightful, and when she needs to be, Caustic.
That’s a Good thing, there’s nothing wrong with Anger.
I know some think “Turning the Other Cheek” makes one Saintly, but after both Cheeks are Smacked Bloody, you just look Stupid… and Bloody.
5) Alright, I’ll try it again (You better respond this time).
KMan is absolutely Fucking Certifiable, but he’s also Brilliant.
He’s the only person I know who writes posts that Require Homework to Understand.
Challenge, not unlike Anger, is Good.
6) I know she won’t accept, but I’m tagging her anyway.
PoP, and I go back to my first couple of months in Blogdom. She supported me when Hank Died, Encouraged me that True Love is possible when I was Lamenting the Loss of the Ballerina, and is just an All Around Cool as the Other Side of the Pillow Type Person.
She also recently went through a Loss of her own, and although this is just a Pittance, I want her to know how much I appreciate Her.
Another Smart as a Hell Type Cat.
Torrance is Airtight when it comes to History, and he isn’t about to Drink anyone’s Kool-Aid.
Isn’t it sad how Rare that is these Days?
And, He extended his Hand as a Gesture of Peace to a Racist Fucking Troll who used to Occasionally visit here.
8) Proud Progressive at some notes on living.
Yes, Proud’s an Obama supporter, and obviously that means they like Rainbows, and Care Bears, but that’s Cool.
Proud writes on a Myriad of Issues, and offers an interesting perspective on Subjects I know little about (Yes Mom, I’m ending the sentence with “about”).
9) Liberality at Liberality.
Another member of the “Kool-Aid? No Thanks” Generation.
She’s currently writing about all of the Delicious Chemicals we consume everyday in our Food.
Fucking Hell Man. Even being a Vegetarian in this Wasteland isn’t Healthy.
10) Dguzman at Impeachment and Other Dreams.
Perplexed, as am I, by all the Hubbub surrounding Obama.
A big T.S. Eliot fan (First poet I ever read), and just recently adopted Rachel Weisz.
There you go.
Addendum– In my haste to finish this post, I left out my team members without whom said Award would not be possible.
I apologize for this omission, and hope that they will forgive me.
It’s bad enough they work for Peanuts.
So, let’s give them the Props they Deserve.