The Bjorg Supremacy (Or How I Learned to Love the Bomb)
We catch up with our Heroes aboard the Borg Hive Ship where a Celebration is taking shape.
But beneath the surface, Trouble is Brewing…
You Go Queen! Soon you will rule the World, Wooo Hooo!
That is correct B of Jorn. For, Resistance is Futile!
That’s right you Whipper Snappers, Resistance is Futile, My Friends!
Resist this, Bitches!
At’s right, huh, huh, eh, huh?, uh, Muh Mistress is Bluto!
Chimpy of II, what did you just say?
What’er ya mean, Queenie? Ah’s just joinin’ n’ on tha’ Fun.
That is not what I asked you, Chimpy of II. I asked you what you said.
Er, uh, uh, I said…uh…Muh Niscus is Brutal.
Wha’ tha Fuck he talking ’bout, Queen?
Bitch be trippin’.
Silence One of None! Now, Chimpy of II, I need you to focus. Really focus this time. What did you say?
Ah’s gettin’ confused, Queenie. Ah thunk Ah said, Sid Vicious is…uh, Menudo!?!!
Don’t you go bringing any’a that Dag Burn Socialist Music in here, you Commie Scum Sucker. This is a Merica’ fer God’s Sake. We’re free… At least until we take over the World.
Wooo HOooooOOoo! Resistance is Futile!
Yeahhhh, Resistance is Futile. Kneel before the Bjorg!
Can ya’ hear me now, Bitches!!
Regis is Noodle!!!
Ah, Hell No!! “Regis is?”…Stupid Ass… Queen, please let me Murk this Mother Fucker.
Negative One of None. There will be no “Murking” here on this Greatest of Days, whatever in the Hell “Murking” even means.
Chimpy of II, I order you to repeat our Catch Phrase, and no Screw Ups this Time.
You Hear Me!?!
Ah hear’s ya, Queenie, and you’s doin’ a Heckuva Job.
Is we uh, done yet? Ah’s got muh Crayons out, n’ Ah’s really wantin’ ta Color on muh Banner.
Now listen up, Tweedle Dumb. I was in Nam gettin’ my ass shot off while your were sitting at the Country Club sippin’ on yer Fancy Pants Snicker Doodles, and Snortin’ them Marijuana Sticks.
Forget about yer banner, and Shut IT, before I crack your skull like an Unsalted Peanut!!
Ah’s just tryin’ to Unite us in Celurbrashion. Why’s everyun’ gittin’ so Mad at Muh?
I said Silence One of None. Do not Interject again!
Do you understand?!!
Cracker Ass Cracker…
You know? The Magic Negro might be onto sumpthin’ here.
Why are you the Queen anway?
12 of 13, you will address me with the Respect Afforded someone in my Position.
Oh yeah? What Position is that Queen?
Har, har, har, get it? I said Missionary… because we’re on Top!
Ug, ug, ug, ug.
Damn, no you didn’t.
And who you be callin’ a “Magic Negro?”
That’s it, it’s on, Bitch!
I’m so sick of all this Bickering.
I don’t want to be a Bjorg anymore.
There is no quitting B of Jorn. Just sit down and relax. Here, take one of my Pamprin.
Now, Gentlemen, pull yourselves together!
I know you’re not talkin’ ta me like I be some kinda Bitch.
Huh, huh, huh, he said Moth Balls…
Someone shoot me Please…
That’s it for now Folks, but Stay Tuned to this very channel, as we continue to Follow our Heroes in Their Quest to Take Over the World…
Persistence is Strudel!!