My Old Kentucky Home
A Horse was Euthanized today at the Kentucky Derby.
It’s comical really.
Wingnuts here, in Good Old Kentuck, are up in arms about the prospect of Casino Gambling because it’s “Immoral,” and Encourages “Criminal” behavior, but Horse Racing?
Shit, Jesus loves throwing down Mint Juleps while watching Horses run around in Circles with Hispanic Midgets on their backs.
How about, from now on, when a horse “Breaks Down,” because it’s being forced to do something completely Un-Natural, they Euthanize the Owner, the Jockey, and all the People who bet on the horse, as well?
Kentucky’s Contributions to American Culture-
4) Horse Racing
5) George W. Bush Jr.
6) Ned Beatty
Oh, did I mention Kentucky has the highest percentage of Senior Citizens, and people under 20 without Fucking Teeth?
Ten percent of the population in Kentucky is missing ALL of their Teeth.
That’s in the neighborhood of 420,000 people (There shouldn’t be that many in the Entire Country).
Yep, we’re a Proud “Red State,” where “Values, Morality, and Toothlessness,” Reign Supreme.
I have to go now, my Marlboro caught my Horse Hair Hat on Fire (I knew I shouldn’t have lined it with Coal).
Luckily, I have this glass of Wild Turkey handy to put it out.