I’ll have the fvcktard sampler, please.
Hi. I was gone for a bit. Now I’m back to introduce the Suzi Riot Jonestown Fucktard of the Week Award. I hope you’ve got a big appetite, because this week we’re offering a Fucktard Sampler to make up for my weeks and weeks of not doing any work around here at all. (Why hasn’t fairlane fired my AWOL ass? You’d have to ask him.)
On to the fucktards…
First, here’s a great big fucktardian hurrah for Congress. Thank you SO much for protecting us from freedom terrorism by giving the telecoms immunity from civil prosecution of violating our constitutional right to privacy. Congress knows that the greatest threat to freedom is freedom itself. The Constitution is the terrorists’ greatest weapon and I am so relieved that they aren’t going to let things like liberty threaten our lives.
No big surprise here that Louisiana thinks that public school science course curriculum doesn’t actually have to contain any, you know, SCIENCE. If they’re going to make it like church, why the fuck do they even bother with wasting their tax dollars on public education anyways? Those Louisiana tax dollars could be going toward prostitutes and diapers.
(This one is for Kelso, but not for the reason he nominated.) Fuck you, Lieberman. Does the GOP really need you to do their pandering and fear-mongering? Just shut the fuck up, already.
And as for this week’s Supreme Court decision, well I think this says it all: