Fvcktard of the Week (Addendum)
Same as it Ever Was…Same as it Ever Was…Same as it…
I’m nominating a few more people for “Fucktard of the Week.”
The Envelope Please…
And the Nominees are-
Senator John Warner (R) Virginia
Former Senator Bob “Limpy” Dole (R) Kansas
Retired Marine Lt. Col. Orson Swindle (“Swindle,” how Apropos)
Retired Air Force Col. Bud Day
Retired Navy Lt. Cmdr. Carl Smith
Here’s the Story-
On CBS’s “Face the Nation,” Retired Army Gen. Wesley Clark was discussing John Mc Cain’s military service. During the discussion, Clark stated that Mc Cain has never had any “Executive Experience.”
In response, CBS “Moderator” Bob Schieffer did not say, “Oh, yeah? Well, neither has Osama, I mean, er… Obama.”
Neither has Obama, and he’s never been shot down in a fighter plane either.
To which Clark responded, “Well, I don’t think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be president.”
Now, what’s the Hub-bub all about, and why do we have more nominees?
Well, the Five Fine Americans listed above, are Up in Arms over Clark’s comments.
“Utterly shocked,” cried a bug eyed, blanket covered Warner.
“Beyond comprehension,” said a befuddled Dole (No one was sure if he was talking about Clark’s remarks or basic math).
“Complete silliness,” retorted a giggling Smith.
“A very indecent thing,” replied Day, hands over his lap.
Swindle had the most Histrionic line, “Denigrating the character, and the experience, and the integrity, and the performance.”
So, I ask you, Moonbats, and Wingnuts alike, What is wrong with what Clark said?
Does getting shot down in a fighter plane qualify one to be President?
Do President’s fly Fighter Planes?
If so, when is Chimpy’s next Sortie? (In Iraq, not over Alabama looking for the closest Juke Joint).
And where do you draw the line?
Does it have to be a Fighter Plane?
What about the people who fly Cargo Planes? What if they’re shot down?
And do they actually have to be in Combat?
What if a Crop Duster Pilot crashes into a Barn because he’s been Huffing the Insecticide? Is he qualified to be President?
You see, this is how UTTERLY LAME political discourse is in this Country.
Forget real issues: the War, Economy, Environment, etc. What’s really important is, Wesley Clark stating the Obvious.
GETTING SHOT DOWN IN A FIGHTER PLANE DOES NOT QUALIFY ONE TO BE PRESIDENT.
In fact, I cannot think of a Single Profession/Position where GETTING SHOT DOWN IN A FIGHTER PLANE is Required Experience.
“Yes, yes, I see you graduated from Harvard at the Top of Your Class, and that you have 10 Years Experience working for some of the most Prestigious Firms in the Country, but what I really want to know is, Have You Ever Lived in a Van Down by the River? I mean, have you ever been SHOT DOWN IN A FIGHTER PLANE?”
Completely, Utterly, Totally, Fantastically Fucking Absurd!
Question Obama’s Paper Thin Rhetoric, Fine.
Or, his Wishy Washiness. Great.
Or, his lack of a Definitive Plan. Excellent Point.
Or, a Myriad of other Legitimate Issues.
BULLSHIT MATES, I CALL BULLSHIT!!
(I apologize to anyone reading this that was SHOT DOWN IN A FIGHTER PLANE or LIVED IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER or had an Uncle who Huffed Insecticide before Flying a Crop Duster. I also want to apologize to Suzi for stealing her Thunder for a moment, but I felt the Fate of the Nation was Hanging in the Balance).
*Oh, I forgot to add, in a display we’ve all grown Accustomed, Obama immediately distanced himself from Clark’s statement by apologizing to everyone in the World (Including the Neo-Nazis, and Ku Klux Klan).
A Moonbat caving into the Wingnuts.
Now, that’s the kind of “Change” You Can Bank On, Bitches.