Sarah Palin’s Daughter Had Sex, Got Knocked Up, and Now? The Little Moron is Getting Married.
John Mc Cain’s V.P. selection, Sarah Palin, announced today that her 17 year old daughter, Mary Magdalene Palin, I mean, “Bristol,” is Pregnant. (Bristol? Where do Rednecks come up with these names? Is she named after that NASCAR race track?)
I know many on the Left will jump at this opportunity to point out how hypocritical the Wingnuts are, and, They Are, but that’s OLD NEWS.
Calling a Wingnut a “Hypocrite” is equivalent to calling a Female Chinese Gymnast “Awfully Underdeveloped for a 16 Year Old.”
What’s more important is, this, yet again, Proves that the Wingnut way of Living, “Jesus, Guns, and NASCAR” is no better than anyone else’s way of living.
Despite the WIngnut’s best attempts to control the Genitalia of every human on Earth, they can’t even control the Pee-Pees, and Wee-Wees of little Connor, and Bristol.
Bristol got Busy, did the Nasty, the Horizontal Bop, she FUCKED, and she probably did it on the kitchen table, or, in Mama, and Papa Palin’s Bed.
Of course the little Trollop is now getting Married.
What a Great Fucking Idea.
We need more 17 year olds getting Hitched because, personally, I feel the Divorce Rate is simply not High Enough.
I think we’re Short Changing Ourselves.
Why shoot for 50%, when 70% is easily within our Grasp?
Here, in no uncertain terms, we have Proof-
The Wingnuts don’t Know Shit about Life, which is why they’re OBSESSED with trying to CONTROL everyone else’s.
Just like the Liberals, the Wingnuts have-
Sexual Perverts-David “Pass the Huggies” Vitter
Homosexuals- Larry “Hey, could you pass the Charmin, oh, and your man panties” Craig
Fetishists- Bill “Mind if I eat that Falafel out of the crack of your Ass?” O’Reilly
Outright Criminal- Pretty much the Entire Bush Administration.
They’re Douche Bags, and No One should take their Pontificating Seriously, EVER AGAIN!
Wingnuts Don’t Know Shit.
And I say, Fuck’em-
Just don’t Go Marrying’em.