Man Farts on Cop, Cop Charges Man with Battery. And In Related News, Wall Street Shits on American Tax Payer, American Tax Payer Charged with Clean Up
I don’t usually do this kind of thing, but what the Fuck is going on in this country?
Come on, Man.
Will the Miranda Rights now include a warning about Malodorous Emissions?
You have the right to remain silent, but NOT DEADLY. Anything you say or SPEW can, and will be used against you in a court of law.
This was my favorite comment-
“If the guy’s fart smelled like coffee, and doughnuts, would he still have been charged?”
I could maybe understand if the guy had a lighter held up to his ass, but this is absurd.
Farting= Jail Time
Pilfering on Wall Street= Bail Out at the Tax Payer’s Expense
Justice isn’t “Blind.”
Justice is Fucking Retarded.
Here’s my suggestion to the guy’s attorney, go with the-
He Who Smelt It, Dealt It Defense.