Glenn Beck Calls President Obama a “Racist.” And In Related News, Pot Meets Kettle.

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I especially enjoy the first exchange between Gweneth Dreck, and Pinhead Blonde Haired Lady-

PBHL– What’s even more interesting though is reports are coming out that he actually wanted that question (About the Gates’ Incident)

Gweneth– Yeah, he did.

PBHL– So he thought through potentially (“Potentially” expresses uncertainty) the words that he was going to use.

Gweneth– You bet.

PBHL– Which is a different story than just doing it off the cuff (Now she’s convinced).

See how they did that?

Dreck uttered Five Words, and with those Five Words, he turned Speculation (Obama wanted the Question, Knew the Question was Coming, Had a Prepared Response) into Fact.

Didn’t even take him Ten Seconds.

And he did it without any of that Pesky Fact Checking or Investimuhgatin’.

Dreck, make it SO!

Done.

That’s what I call Efficiency.

Nothing quite like Four White “Journalists” sitting around a Coffee Table calling Our First Black President a “Racist.”

Sweet.

Objective Journalism, Baby.

Fair and Balanced.

I’ll tell you what.

As Illogical as it May Sound-

If I were a White Hating, Race Baiting, Fear Mongering, Africa Loving, Commie Black Nationalist.

I’d be Extraordinarily Proud at this Moment.

Not only were you able to Get One of Your Own Into the White House-

You Did It on the First Try.

Snap!!

You didn’t even have to Soften Us Up with one of those Safer, Less Threatening Blacks like Michael Steele or Wayne Brady.

Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X (Paul Mooney)

America said-

Forget Wayne Brady.

We Wants a Gangsta.

Riverside, Mutha’ Fucker!!

America, at this time, I’d like to Evoke the Words of everyone’s Favorite Black Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas-

HIGH. TECH. LYNCHING.





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~ by fairlane on August 4, 2009.

7 Responses to “Glenn Beck Calls President Obama a “Racist.” And In Related News, Pot Meets Kettle.”

  1. Snap!

    Another great post! So glad you’re back. We missed you and needed you, and just when it looked like we were going to have to go it alone, you returned to lead the charge. Nice going.

  2. Racism. It’s overt, covert, and everywhere. It’s ugly.

    If I learned one thing in the spring, summer and fall of 2008, it was this: there are racists on both sides of the political aisle. Republicans and Democrats alike.

    I truly thought we had dealt with racism in this country but I was wrong. I think having an African American president will help move the goal post along but sadly, I think we still have a long way to go.

  3. Steele go street on yo ass, yo, with gangsta fried chicken, or whatever the gooper plan is. Glenn Beck, America’s Top Performance Artist.

  4. Beck is a national treasure. I’m not sure, of course, which nation would claim him, but jeebus on a pogo-stick, the man is absolutely bonkers. He and Bachmann would make a really good team on Fox, they could just call it the Looney Hour or something and let them babble and cry.

  5. I am sooo glad to see you back. You were missed. Need those doses of reality and humor at which you are so good .
    Welcome home!

  6. I wish I had more time to get my kool aid.

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