Technorati, Not Unlike the Wingnuts, SUCKS!
I’m going to keep this brief.
I just have a couple of questions, and then I’ll relinquish the floor to anyone interested.
1. Why is Technorati such a Piece of Shit?
Here’s my Beef-
Six months ago, Jonestown’s “Authority” was 107 with over 400 blog reactions.
But today, I happen to wander over and discover-
Jonestown- Authority (7)- 43 blog reactions.
What the Fuck?!!
Seriously, what the Fuck?
I know, I know, if people don’t refresh their links every 180 days, blah blah blah blah blah.
But are you telling me 100, ONE HUNDRED, people have failed to Refresh their Outgoing Links, even a Single FUCKING Time in the last Six Months?
That’s not what Happened.
What Happened Is-
Technorati is operated by MORONS.
Don’t believe me?
Fill out a Support Ticket, and see how long it takes them to respond.
Hope you Enjoy…Long…Fruitless…Waiting
The Simple Truth-
Technorati is Incapable of Doing what they say they Can Do
2. Why does this matter?
Okay, in the Big Scheme, Fuming over Technorati’s Ineptitude is Pointless, and possibly even Narcissistic.
But, Come On, people.
It takes work to build relationships in the Blogosphere (Especially when you curse the way I Mother Fucking Do).
Knowing who’s linking to your blog makes it easier to find Like Minded People without having to Trudge Through Ten Tons of…
There’s nothing wrong with Caring.
In fact, if people didn’t care, they wouldn’t have Blogrolls.
Hell, they wouldn’t have Blogs.
The people concerned only with “Personal Expression,” purchase a nice journal, and a set of pens.
We Put Our Shit Out There Because We Want People To Read It!!!!!!
Technorati is supposed to Help Us.
Instead, they randomly wipe out months, if not longer, of work, and Glibly Respond (If they respond at all)
Blogs that don’t refresh their links every 6 months are dropped from your Authority.
I know that, Asshole.
The problem is, just in the last week, I’ve personally witnessed Five Bloggers post their Entire Blogroll (Just to combat this kind of Bullshit), and, yet, not one of them is among the “43 Blog Reactions” to Jonestown.
Yes, I’m positive Jonestown is on their List.
I’s got bookreadin’, don’tcha know.
Are you Feelin’ Me, you Overly Medicated, Chromosomally Challenged Cluster Fuck!!
That’s all I have.