Evelyn Wood meets Laura Bush
Last week, former First Lady Laura Bush released her new book – Spoken From The Heart.
First of all, the title is misleading as Mrs. Bush has no heart. All you have to do is listen to a few gems from La Welch-Bush to see where a cardiac chamber might exist, an empty hole sits:
Remember this quote from the Today Show
“No one suffers more than their president and, uh… and uh I do.”
or this one
“Well, I’m obviously disappointed. I thought there were — I thought we’d find weapons of mass destruction, as did the world…On the other hand, I believe we made the right decision because Saddam Hussein was not only a tyrant, but he was a threat to world peace. He had the capacity to make weapons of mass destruction. Even though we hadn’t found the weapons themselves, we certainly know he (had) the capacity.”
or this one about Michael J. Fox
“Of his advocacy efforts, Mrs. Bush sneered, “It’s always easy to manipulate people’s feelings.”
or my personal Laura favorite:
Dr. (Condoleezza) Rice, who I think would be a really good candidate, is not interested. Probably because she is single, her parents are no longer living, she’s an only child. You need a very supportive family and supportive friends to have this job.
So, in my best efforts to save you $16.19 (the going rate on Amazon, but coming to a dollar table near you soon) – I have three pictures that sum up the entire Spoken From The Heart:
That darn stop sign was just too small