Christine O’Donnell- Junior Anti-Sex League Candidate

*Cross posted at Black Magpie Theory

Thoughtcrime is death. Thoughtcrime does not entail death. Thoughtcrime IS death. I have committed even before setting pen to paper the essential crime that contains all others unto itself.

When Fascism comes to America they say it will come wrapped in a Flag waving a Cross.

I say-

Fuck that.

Wrap that bitch up tight in a Jimmy Hat (like a Dog).

Keep it from getting on anyone.

Christine O’Donnell has a Plan.

But it’s not Plan B.

In her world being Mastur of your own Destiny is a BIG No.No.No!

Can’t trust us with such details- Leave it to (Beaver) Me.
She says.

I know what’s best-

As Director of the Ministry of Love, she promises an Iron Fist in every Pussy.
Of course, She meant “Pot.”
Wink, wink, nod, nod.
You betcha.

On the way home don’t forget to pick up your very own *Action Figure*-Includes Authentic Sneer, and Power Sash for Ensnaring Naughty Thought Criminals

*Hands pre-removed for your Joyless Pleasure*

Black Magpie TheoryChristine O’Donnell whispers Sweet Nothings-

You do not exist.

Your kind is extinct.

You are outside history.


Promises Immaculate Conception for True Believers-

You must love him. It is not enough to obey. You must love him.

Christine is currently working on Extinguishing the Orgasm, but there’s only Ten more Minutes before this !Incredible! offer expires, and then it’s off to-

Rm. 101

Christine O’Donnell is a Reflection. A Natural Consequence. The Acme of History.

And Sarah Palin is Giddy about her Prospects.

Thinks she has enough Rats in the Bag to pull it off.

Promises America

We will meet in the Place where there is no Darkness.

Black Magpie Theory

Christine O’Donnell says Jesus, like a Big Brother, watches her every move (Yours, too), Witch is why she recommends lying completely still with hands at your side where he can see them.

He’ll nose out Unorthodoxy no matter how hard you try to conceal it.

Your worst enemy is your nervous system.

Once Lust is Tamed, all that remains is Compliance.


Monolithic Bliss-

A nation of warriors and fanatics, marching forward in perfect unity, all thinking the same thoughts and shouting the same slogans, perpetually working, fighting, triumphing, persecuting-three hundred million people all with the same face.

Do we ever really stop to Ponder?

What exactly is happening?

Where are we going?

In Christine O’Donnell’s future there is only time standing Forever Still-Birthed.

A Chasm of Contradiction-

For the first time he perceived that if you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself.

When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in Lipstick, and High Heels waving to us on Fox News.

Everyone in Position-




Time for


~ by fairlane on September 24, 2010.

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