Sarah H. Palooney, Will You Please Go Now!
The Time Has Come-
The Time Has Come-
The Time is Now-
For you, Sarah P., to
Go,
Go,
GO!
I don’t Care How.
You can take a Humvee Limo-
Or a Little Yellow Bus
Just as long as you leave, I Promise.
I won’t Fuss.
You can Fly a Big Kite
Or Ride on a Big Old Brown Cow
Sarah H. Palooney
Will You Please
GO!
Now!
If you find a nice Camel
You can ride on his Back.
Or hitch a ride in “Real America.”
With Joseph Six Pack.
Sarah H. Palooney, I don’t care about the Why or the How.
Sarah H. Palooney.
Will you Please GO!
NOW!!
Yes, you like Shootin’, Dern Tootin’, and Talkin’ Real Tough
But I’m sorry Dear Sarah that isn’t
Enough.
You need Brains, yes, Brains.
Which you are Most Certainly Lacking.
And because of this Flaw
It’s Time to
Start
Packing!!
Take your Clothes, your Hubby, your Lipstick
And
Pig
Pack up Trunk, Trink, Trick, Spitoon, Oh,
And Don’t Forget, Trig.
Sarah H. Palooney stop Dallying About-
Please.
Load Up Your Shit.
And
Get the Fuck OUT!!
Sarah H. Palooney can you Not Take a Hint?
Go Back to Alaska.
You’re not the
President!!
Your 15 are up, they Expired Long Ago-
Sarah H. Palooney
Will You
PLEASE
Go
Go
Go
GO!!!
If all else fails, take a Broom
Like those Witches.
And once you’re Long Gone.
It will be Time to
Drink Up, You Bitches!!
Watch out for helicopters over Kentucky.
Randal Graves said this on November 8, 2008 at 12:20 pm |
This is all kinds of win, Fairlane.
I bow before your excellence.
Bob said this on November 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm |
you do the good “doctor” proud!
liberaldemdave said this on November 8, 2008 at 1:47 pm |
What a brilliant poet and illustrator you are. Got a book deal yet?
Utah Savage said this on November 8, 2008 at 1:49 pm |
hahahahah…..
revmanny said this on November 8, 2008 at 1:58 pm |
sadly, fairlane, i sense that sarah is NOT going to go away. paul begala was recently quoted as describing rahm emanuel as a “cross between a hemorrhoid and a headache.” my SENSE is that paul was REALLY talking about Sarah. And you know, she’s already got her agents and publicists lined up … the rogue maverick that she is, and all.
Anita said this on November 8, 2008 at 3:01 pm |
oh, and hey, not to be a stickler or anything.
not me.
but that lipstick you’re showin’ up there, yeah, up there, north of here. see it now? ok. well, that lipstick appears to be pink. pink???? sarah barracuda wears SIREN RED lipstick. no shrinking violet pink lipstick for that one!!!
Anita said this on November 8, 2008 at 3:09 pm |
Fairlane, this was fantastic! Well done! Let’s hope she listens! 😉 The woman doesn’t know when to just SHUT UP!
Mauigirl said this on November 8, 2008 at 3:52 pm |
Hilarious!
I think she’s got something in her eye again, the poor thang.
Scarlet Blue said this on November 8, 2008 at 6:37 pm |
That pig is scaring the crap out of me.
Scarlet Blue said this on November 8, 2008 at 6:38 pm |
OK. I be buying the book in hard cover when youse getz a publisher. That really was grade A.
And speaking of butter…. Sarah is toast. She is going to sink and diminish faster than Horton Heard of Who?
So get the book to the publishers, quick!
okjimm said this on November 8, 2008 at 7:03 pm |
Randal- We don’t ‘llow fancy flyin’ machines round these har parts.
Phy- No need to bow. Keeping in touch is more than enough.
Liberal- I appreciate it.
Unfortunately, after writing this post, I read that the good “Doctor” was anti-semitic.
I think I’m going to pretend I never read that article.
Utah- I can’t finish my fucking book.
Know any publishers that publish unfinished books, or, better yet, finish them for you?
Rev- Glad you enjoyed.
Anita- They’re talking about her running in 2012.
I didn’t even pay attention to the color of the lipstick. I’ll see if I can find “Siren Red.”
Maui- If she reads Jonestown, she’s tougher than I thought 😉
Empress- That pig is something, ain’t he?
OK- I hope she sticks around.
Obama is kind of dull.
Although, it appears he’s already reneging on his promise to cut taxes for the Middle Class.
fairlane said this on November 8, 2008 at 8:44 pm |
I have a secret crush on Saracuda. Don’t try to come between us.
Vigilante said this on November 8, 2008 at 8:57 pm |
the pig is very strange….. the overall Dr. Seuss thing is very funny however…..
ghostdansing said this on November 8, 2008 at 9:04 pm |
That was one of the best Seuss riffs evah!
susan said this on November 9, 2008 at 1:15 am |
Here by way of Bob, and he was right – Teh Funneh!
littlebangtheory said this on November 9, 2008 at 10:51 am |
excellent riff as many others have already said
🙂
liberality said this on November 9, 2008 at 1:43 pm |
Here’s another reason to send her packin'”
http://www.truthout.org/110908Y
Anita said this on November 9, 2008 at 2:44 pm |
Wowsers…. Packers lose. So to cheer myself up I hadda come back and read this post again.
I think of it aa a new genre for pessimistic yet clear thinking pre-adolescents…. Dr. Fairluese. I can’t wait for the Christmas story….. How the Newt-Grinch stole Xmas. Now that could be funny.
okjimm said this on November 9, 2008 at 7:07 pm |
How the Newt-Grinch Stole Xmas! God, Okjimm, you are a fucking genius! Get that book deal secured, Fairlane, and grab that idea for the series before Okjimm beats you to it.
Utah Savage said this on November 9, 2008 at 9:33 pm |
I have a request for “Fox in Sox,” you betcha- style.
Freida Bee said this on November 9, 2008 at 11:13 pm |
*I have a request for “Fox in Sox,” you betcha- style.*
i kinda don’t like that ROTFL thing … (it’s just not for me … that’s all) … but THAT was VERY funny. i think i just ROTFLed … which is better than crying i guess.
🙂
Anita said this on November 10, 2008 at 12:16 am |
Fairlane – you just redeemed yourself (you get a nickle back in CA).
That was top notch – truly inspired, and I laughed out loud.
Regards,
Tengrain
Tengrain said this on November 10, 2008 at 2:00 am |
sheer genius.
cowboy the cat said this on November 10, 2008 at 4:17 am |
Vig- I apologize, but the people have spoken.
She must GO!
Ghost- I try not to look at the pig. I’m not sure lipstick would help.
Susan- You’re too kind, my dear.
Too kind.
Cunning- Appreciate it, homie.
Lib- Occasionally I pull something worthwhile out of my ass.
Anita- I don’t know about anyone else, but all it took for me was the fact she believes dinosaurs lived with people.
OK- How the Gingrinch Stole Christmas?
Hmmmmmm.
Utah- Riffing on Seuss is copyrighted.
Frieda- I’m currently looking through Fox in Sox, and Oh, say can you say?
Anita- Confucius say, Crying good for soul, but bad for skin.
Ten- I didn’t know I did anything from which I needed redemption (Wow, that was an awkward sentence).
Glad you enjoyed. Glad to see your back a MPS Headquarters, as well.
Cowboy- Damn, long time no see. I thought Homeland Security finally snagged your ass.
fairlane said this on November 10, 2008 at 9:25 pm |
I think Sarah Palin is vile. She should be taking a lesson from Obama’s gracious public apology to Nancy Reagan for using her as campaign rhetoric that she really didn’t deserve.
Palin did far worse to Obama and owes him a bigger public apology.
That’s her only reason for speaking to or about Obama right now.
Failing that, it’s time now for her to go away. Far, far away.
Kelso's Nuts said this on November 11, 2008 at 4:17 pm |
K-Man- They never apologize. Apologizing is too human.
fairlane said this on November 11, 2008 at 6:07 pm |
If there’s a heaven, Theodor Seuss Geisel is smiling down on you.
Spartacus said this on November 13, 2008 at 9:55 am |