Jonestown Reaches a Milestone, and Then Proceeds To Curse For No Apparent Reason

Sometime in the next hour or so Jonestown will hit the first of what I hope will be many landmarks, 10,000 Hits, and I’d like to thank all those responsible:

1) My 10th grade English Teacher who wrote a letter to my dad saying that although I’m very bright I don’t seem to want to come to class, at least not without reeking like a walking Bong Hit.

Thanks Mrs. M. for your concern, and although the letter did nothing to change my attendance habits or my weed habit (Did you ever think it was because your lame ass school wasn’t challenging me?) I still remember the day I came home, and my dad was holding that Fucking letter.

Goddamn snitch!

2) My favorite B movie icon Chuck Norris. Chuck you can’t act and your shoulders used to be so fucking hairy, before you started waxing or whatever in the Hell you do, they puffed out your tee-shirt.

You are living proof my friend that fame and wealth have nothing to do with talent.

You are truly inspiring.

3) Those two preppy fuckers who were in my advanced Biology class. (One used to wear a Bow-Tie to school).

I can’t tell you how satisfying it was to see you several years after we graduated, and to you hear you say you’d dropped out of College so you could follow the Grateful Dead.

Remember when you told me I should quit focusing so much on scoring some Blue Haired Hawaiian and focus more on my grades?

What a couple of Wanks.

4) My Republican mother. Thanks for teaching me to think for myself. I guess you never imagined it would backfire on you, huh? That’ll learn ya’.

Sucker.

And last but not least…

Everyone who visits here either regularly or irregularly, I appreciate it.

My first month I really did think about deleting my blog almost every day. Jonestown is my fourth blog, but the only one I got beyond just naming. (I think the one before was named, “Eat My Hot Steaming Shit Dickwads” or was it “Rainbows and Pixie Sticks?” Whatever).

I’ve “met” some interesting people over the past couple of months, and I hope to meet many more. We’re in a war, and I plan to keep running my Big Ass mouth until it’s over or until Natassia Kinski finally answers one of my letters and agrees to have “Coffee.” (Preferably, I’d like to have both).

So again, let me say, Gracias amigos y amigas.

Special thanks to Legal Eagle, Reasic, Blue Gal, Tengrain, PhydeauxSpeaks, CoffeeMessiah, “B” at Realitology,”C”at MyThoughtWorld (Wingnut Alert, but Chad is a great guy. Just avoid the other “writers” on his blog. Son of a bitch!),
and “PoP” at My Morning Maritini for all your comments and support. (I know they are not the only ones, but most have been around for a while, and some from the beginning).

And can we please do something about this AssHat in the White House? Please?

Oh. Someone once asked, “Why Jonestown?”

Look at these Kool-Aid dispensing Mother Fuckers running the world.

That’s why.

Drink Up!

~ by fairlane on August 10, 2007.